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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Guys and Girls

assalamualaikum...
hola gadis2 cun n jejaka2 prangai mcm hareeemmm..
haha..
guyz!..saba..saba...
jgn mrh2 yep..
insan yg cmerlang yep..
dtg dr akal yep..
dgn ht yg tenang yep..
dan jiwa yg mantoop yep..
so jgn mrh2 yep guyz..
haha..
xpsl2 aku jd dr fadzilah come to me..
ok lupekn..
klau nk tgk dia ceramah tgk kt astro oasis k..
ni blog aku bkn blog dia..
hee~~~

hurmm...
ari ni te tbe je naluri n nafsu wanita aku ni nk story psl..

"kaum adam vs kaum hawa"



mcm sensitif je kn..
kn3?
ahh..i dun care!!! *wah speaking kaw*
nk ce cite..ce cite..ce cite..jgk!
*hoi..gedik r lu minah*
kah3

aku bkn nk banned spe2 kt cni k..
or bkn nk brdebat..
spe hebat or spe anoying..
dun wory la..
even aku ni gurlz
aku xsupport gurlz pon..
pe tah lg
kau! kau! kau!..
*guyz*
haha..
aku juz nk share je ngn korg..
ok?
 if korg de x puas hati , x setuju  or setuju 
what i've said in the post..
can comment it below k..

ok..as we know guys n girls obviously are different..
plg basic or common pn..
 -guys de 1 nfsu n 9 akal
-girls de 9 nfsu n 1 akal
 bdk2 tadika pn taw..
try tnye..
hak3..

4 me..
guys n girls

"same species but different world"

stuju x?
xstuju suda..!!!
xmo kwn korg!
sob3..:(

nti smbg blk majok..
nk story2 dlu..

guys n girls
no more n no less
juz different..
jgn misunderstanding plak k..
kang de plak yg gado laki bini..
trbang periok blange..
kah3
aku xcmpor k..
hee~~~

 orait3...
meh aku nk share situasi2 yg mjadikn guys n girls ni brbeza..
smpai guys nyampah ngn girls..
n girls nyampah gle2 ngn guys..=P

 jom3..follow aku..
cpt la..

 
differences between GUYs and GIRLs


1. guyz xleh wat 2 kje dlm 1 mse.pelik kn..korg try la talk to ur brader or ur dad time diorg bce newspaper or tgk tv..pas bce newspaper or tv commercial msti diorg tnye blk.."what u says juz now?"..bengang kn girlz kn.angguk la weyh..haa..pnh tgk x guyz bwk payung time ujan..jrg kn..guyz xleh pgang pyung smbil brjalan.xmacho la der...haha..
klau girlz plak leh wat byk kje dlm 1 mse..xcye? girlz leh talking to her frenz smbil make up while driving..wow amazing!!! *jgn la trkejot sgt*

2. bab toilet plak ye..guyz g toilet 4 i aim.."membuang".lpas kencing..cuci tgn, tgk mirror (kire jerawat), ok settle! pastu blah..
girlz plak leh wat toilet mcm restroom.girlz g toilet x sah nikah klau x at least 15 minutes..kencing, tuka pad, cuci tgn, make up (touch up sne sni) smbil brborak2 ngn her frenz, gelak2, haa..capture picture (feveret girlz la ni kn..kdg2 smpai nmpk jamban kt pic tu) euwww!!! klau yg de bf..hmm sah2 la tggal the guyz stranded outside..cian! ahak3...

3. after g mkn or g jln2, guyz g kt carpark smbil jln ambek key dr poket.press button key..plak plok plek (bunyi unlock kete) *gelak plak kau eh* spantas kilat 0.3 saat masok kete, start enjin..blah!
girlz g kt carpark smbil borak2 gelak2..tbe2.."eh..mne kete fairlady aku?aku lupe parking kt ne td." pusing2 cr la kete tu 10 minit..da smpai kt kete bru trhegeh2 nk cr key dlm handbag..omaigod! pncarian harta karon pn brmula.usually it took 15 minutes.only if got lucky it only took 5 minutes..fuhh!


4. shopping? haa..bab ni almost guyz mmg xske.kn3? except yg ala2 mak nyah tu perhap ske shopping.upss!ok ni snsitif..to guyz shoping bored.klau shoping pn guyz beli pe2 yg ptot je..tu pn time de sales.guyz leh spend at least rm100 beli 2 or 3 psg bju.xsmpai 1 jam they cant stand at the shoping mall..
4 girl plak..shopping? wow ske3.nk duit..(ah minah pisau ckur kaki cagu ni).shopping mmg da sbati n larut dlm jiwa wanita.try la tnye hobi girlz.almost msti jwb shopping.kn3? aku brani kerat kuku la klau x ske shoping..haha.girlz snggup spend 24hours dlm shoping mall.kdg2 xckup 24jam.smbg shoping esok plak.*giler la tu kn*..bg girlz shoping is the best theraphy 4 stressful..girlz can bring rm1000 in their handbag kt midvalley or pavillion nk shoping n after try 10 jenis bju tp hampeh je xde pn beli pe2..wat penat kaki je..alasannye "ala..kne survey dlu baby, xleh tros beli je tkot jmpe yg lg cntek mnarek kau mmg de bomb! nti mnyesal plak baby." *btol3...hee~~~









5. bab2 produk kcantikan mmg guyz x lyn la kn.*aku pn geli thap cacing xde gigi klau guyz ske kcantikan.heeeh! mnyotong*..guyz enough la ngn minyak rambut, minyak wangi, deodorant, pncuci muke n shaver.tu kire basic la tu.tu pn brand laen2..*lantak korg la klau de effect bdn korg bkn aku* klau xde yg basic tu label guyz mmg pngotor..*jgn mrh* bkn stakat girlz xnk dkat..guyz pn xnk taw x klau ketiak hapak, kaki cagu, bau badan mcm haremmm, jmbang mcm mat bangla..pkir2 la ye..jd la mcm fahrin ahmad or fizow omar..*maskulin* i like...ngee~~~
girlz mmg xdpt dipisahkan dgn kcantikan..loreal, victoria secret, christian dior, MAC, maybelline..haa smue bgai tu brand2 produk kcantikan girlz.compact powder, foundation,mascara, eyeliner, lip blam, eye shadow, lip gloss, lipstick, perfume,pncuci mke, toner, krim siang, krim mlm..adeh pntnye!byk sgt.pe jadah tu smue.tu lom acsesori lg..aish smpai esok pn xabes aku type blog ni.korg search jela kt tenet eyh..*xharus la trnganga.aku taw la korg (guyz) xtaw..*




6. kte da taw ego guyz ni mmg stinggi menara klcc n sebesa gajah.so emosi guyz mmg ssh sgt kte nk detect.sbb guyz ssh nk tnjuk his emotion.mnangis?
hurm..lg la ssh nk nmpk kn.jrg kn tgk guyz mngalirkn air mate..haha..biase la kn..xmacho la nanges.malu siot! ahak3..pdahal time sorg2 nanges jgk..
girlz plak sng sgt nanges.murah sgt air mate tu..hapy, sedey, mrh, geram, sakit..harus nanges..(mcm aku jgk..hee malu3) tu blom lg tgk cte hindustan or cte korea..lg la..aishhh...





7. goal!!!..haa..bola la pe lg.almost guyz ske tgk football match kn..man u, liverpool, chelsea n bla..bla..bla..*tu je aku taw*..guyz snggup brsengkang mate smate2 nk tgk bola..klau x uma kt mne lg..kdai mamak la..aney! roti canai 1.teh tarik gelas besa ptong kaki punya..*xphm? nti tnye aku k* haha..
girlz ske bola? de jgk yg mnt bola tp xde la addicted sgt kn.nk tnggu bola time awl2 pg bute.hmmm..xyah la..baek tdo mmpi besh3.lg syok.lg2 dpt mmpi basah..*18sx*..pelik la guyz ske tgk bola.pe jadah nye..tgk bola brgolek sne sni, players brebot bola..pe yg bes nye.xkn smate2 nk tgk fernando torres or lionel messi. gay pe?ahak3 >_<





8. time driving..guyz mmg xsah klau x drive kete mngalahkn org da abes bayo utang kete.means drive laju2 la..*adoi lampi(lambat pick up) la* mcm nk g mne je.kau drive laju2 pn kau kt smenanjung jgk..dpt surat cinta dr en.polis bru taw..haa garu kpala..
klau girl plak..mngamalkn konsep brsopan di jalan raya..tp agak2 la.jgn la drive mcm kure2.*kure2 pn leh potong kau smbil isap shisha taw x*..nk tayang kete ke?maaf sy da de mitshubishi lancer..ngee~~~



9. time besday or anniversary..present guyz at least jam tgn..xpn baju topman, kasut adidas.."xmaen la benda2 mrepek..xbrbaloi" *cesh*
girlz plak enough bnda2 simple..like bouquet rose flowers, chocolate or tedy bear..bg girlz dpt bnda2 tu da ckup brmakne n excited gler *joget2* hehe..smpai x tdo mlm kdg2..klau spe2 yg de gf yg pisau ckur bulu ketiak tu no komen la.."kwn i da couple 2 thn dpt 2 kete..u n i couple 4thn sptotnye dpt 4 kete.." ahak3





10. almost bilik tdo guyz msti always messy gler2 kn..bju sluar brsepah2 mcm kapal karam singh walia mlaporkn utk tv3..haha..even if they clean it everytime it will be in mess again..
girl's room never mess. it totally fascinating..*mcm pas rncangan deco2 brsame eric leong*haha..klau de messy je ckit..haa..girlz akan mngamak di situ ye..ahak3





11. guyz if mrh or xpuas ht ngan his gf they will directly ckp xpuas ht to her.kdg2 guyz akan pnas baran n trtnggi suare..*takot*.."hey u..nape i kol u beratus2 kali u not answer it ha?.wat xtaw je.date ngn jantan laen la tu kn?
tkot kntoi ngan i.".*tu la guyz paranoid sgt*
4 girlz plak klau mrh or gado ngan her bf..she wont tell her bf..she will update her status at FB 1st.."i hate my bf so damn much! he broke my heart".."laki aku penipu..curang!" then..nanges or ngadu kt her frenz..*tu la girlz..air mate snjata utama*


 haa...kn aku da ckp guys n girls different world..
 msh xcye?
xcye suda..
nk smbg majok..

moral of my entry..
wlaupun guyz n girlz brbeza..
de kelebihan n kkurangan msing2..
guyz n girlz tetap mmerlukan antara 1 sme laen utk mncari
sbuah "kesempurnaan"

so..
guyz xyah nk kutuk2 girlz
n girlz xharus la kutuk2 guyz..
nti guyz kawen ngn girlz
girlz kawen ngn guyz

renung2kn n slamat bramal..

"hawa diciptakn dr tulang rusuk adam"


tata..
assalamualaikum...


*menari hawai ckit* wink3..